Hey- ever wanted to write things that aren’t funny but they are funny to you for a living? Well buddy you’re in luck! We at Team Lunch are looking for a superstar to join our media constellation.

Skills you should have:

- tall

- Harvard educated

- wealthy

Skills we’d love to see but aren’t required:

- Best friend named Andy

- Wrote on The Simpsons for a spell

- went on the Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour after the infamous 2010 Tonight Show Host and Timeslot Conflict

Skills you’d better not have so help us:

- opinions about Javascript

- opinions about minions (minpinions)

- animal husbandry (gross)

if any of the above skills describe you, hey, drop us a line! We’d love to chat about next steps and maybe get together for a video call or two.

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We provide a competitive compensation package but at this time Team Lunch cannot provide a salary, benefits, computer, desk, or office. That exposure tho, am I right millennials?

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